Welcome to Boston’s Urban Turkey Armageddon
We are sorry to report that the end of the world seems to be near. It appears that vicious beasts of the rural land known to be called turkeys are pillaging through the inner-city streets, imposing on the essential happenings of human mortals. So far, people have witnessed turkeys doing outrageous things like standing on walls, standing on sidewalks, and standing on grass. All eyewitnesses and/or victims of said still-standing creatures remain unharmed.
We kid, of course. While it is somewhat normal to have perhaps one or two turkey sightings in urban areas this time of year (like last year, this turkey on top of a car has zero chill), the plethora of birds lingering around busy streets and downtown areas right now are almost alarming.
“They get really up close to you, too,” one Brookline resident said. “One had me almost cornered, it was really uncomfortable.”
According to Cornell’s Lab of Ornithology, wild turkeys are known to live in mature forests, particularly ones with fields. They’ll appear in backyards around the suburbs, but as their natural habitats continue to shrink, they’ll graze the cities.
Mass.gov has basic do’s and don’ts about wild turkeys, including no feeding, no engaging, no touching. And also, please don’t sell the wild turkeys because obviously.
Walking towards the 5K and while I thought I was in Boston, this turkey is making me think otherwise… pic.twitter.com/KnEtpr1gDr
— 6Mile (@6milemoment) April 18, 2015
https://twitter.com/RicanInBoston/status/589577913541890048
Something you don't see everyday. Turkey in downtown Boston #turkeyonbostonstreets pic.twitter.com/mRJBUYZ1ww
— Nick Kannady (@nick7kann) April 19, 2015
Most Central Square video I've ever taken. #turkey #money #aprilgoofs pic.twitter.com/49gTHs1qj8
— Jonathan Pardo (@FirstChairSax) April 1, 2015
https://twitter.com/MJShochat/status/583680917803249664/
Central Sq #turkey #cambridge #cambma pic.twitter.com/3XujotF3j4
— Boston Hurricane (@BostonHurricane) April 2, 2015
https://twitter.com/AllisonPohle/status/583609542216396800
@BostonMagazine so, signs of spring in central sq? pic.twitter.com/3OQlRN9s4I
— Natalie C. Anderson (@rarebirdtweets) April 3, 2015
The Daily Turkey – Tappan Street, #Brookline – 10:08 am pic.twitter.com/zMQKR2qlk5
— Michael A. Burstein (@mabfan) March 4, 2015