Freshii and GrubHub Are Offering Tom Brady-Inspired Menu Specials

Tom Brady and Gisele photo via Shutterstock

Hoping to prove the theory that New Englanders will buy anything even tangentially associated with Tom Brady, GrubHub and Freshii have teamed up to create two menu specials inspired by the quarterback’s now-infamous ultra-restrictive diet. It was only a matter of time.

From now through Super Bowl Sunday, Brady fanatics—or those yearning to maybe, possibly, somewhat resemble Gisele—can order the Quarterback Juice (try to restrain your groans), made with carrot, ginger, cucumber, and lemon, or the quinoa and vegetable Quarterback Quinoa Bowl. They cost $6.99 and $11.99, respectively, or $18.98 for a combo deal.

The limited-time offerings are available exclusively through GrubHub delivery, meaning you can feel superior about your very healthy takeout choice while you watch your friends devour wings and pizza.

Super Bowl rings and supermodel legs not included.