Scott Brown Graduated from the School of Hard Knocks

Scott Brown Graduated from the School of Hard Knocks. As the details swirled the internet this afternoon of Brown trading jabs with Elizabeth Warren about who kept clothes on and who didn’t in order to pay for school, perhaps even more amusing is Brown’s attempt to deflect his Cosmo-centerfold-turned-modeling career.

“Listen, bottom line is I didn’t go to Harvard,” Brown said during an interview with WZLX. “You know, I went to the school of hard knocks. And I did whatever I had to do to pay for school.”

So there you have it, kids. $54,474-per-year Tufts and $54,528-per-year Boston College are for the baddest hard-knocks in America … like Scott Brown. Come on, Scott. Just laugh it off already. [Slate]