What Type of Space Saver Are You?

Have fun driving around all night, bub. Oh, and welcome to Boston.

Whether you’re a traditionalist or just trying to be ironic, a note that says, “I’ll break your windows if you park here” suits your style.

Spot saved and trash disposed of, all in one fell swoop. Win freakin’ win, baby. Unfortunately, it’s wild cards like you that are going to ruin the system for everyone.

The thin veneer of society is thinnest in the snow, but you have hope. Together, we can make the world an orderly, civilized place.

The snow can’t do anything to you that sleepless nights and playgroups haven’t already done. Godspeed, tired friend.

We know you spent more time setting up the joke than you did shoveling—did someone say mannequin in a Tom Brady jersey?—and we appreciate the effort.