20 Jokes to Expect at the St. Patrick’s Day Breakfast in South Boston
These are the topics politicians will likely bring up.
- So much snow!
- The MBTA doesn’t work (includes “Charlie on the MTA” jokes).
- Marty wants to take away Southie’s space savers.
- The Olympics in Boston would be weird, huh?
- Deval and others are making money from the Olympic bid.
- Linehan [showed up][didn’t show up]!
- Wacko is letting gay people march in the parade.
- DeLeo removed his own term limits.
- Charlie is a Republican, or Charlie is not like Deval Patrick.
- John Fish really, really wants Boston to host the Olympics.
- President-to-be Elizabeth Warren.
- Watch out Charlie, Maura’s gonna run in 2018.
- We all have to suck up to Senate President Stan now.
- What Menino thinks watching Marty from heaven.
- Legalizing marijuana in Massachusetts would be wild, huh?
- What’s up with Stan’s fiancee?
- Remember how Deval “reclassified” all those state employees?
- Why can’t reporters be fucking gentlemen when we throw them out of meetings?
- The State legislature and Boston City Council tried and failed to give themselves raises.
- I think I just saw Baker’s mystery fisherman.
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