David Ortiz
Happy 11th Anniversary, Varitek Shoving His Mitt Down A-Rod’s Throat
Oh man, are the 2015 Red Sox bad. Even worse, they’re expensive and bad, and poorly managed. The Red Sox are the circa-2012 Upper Crust of baseball. […]
David Ortiz and Rob Gronkowski Vocalized Their Passion for Iced Coffee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV7-cwgRjL0 Today, David Ortiz and Rob Gronkowski released a music video for your consideration. In a melody brought to you by Dunkin’ Donuts Productions and […]
David Ortiz on Dan Shaughnessy: ‘The Reporter with the Red Jheri Curl’
David Ortiz is out today with a long personal essay in Derek Jeter’s Players’ Tribune defending himself against persistent rumors of performance-enhancing drug use, the best part of […]
David Ortiz Visits Young Patients at MassGeneral Hospital for Children
After a shockingly awful Red Sox season, David Ortiz is probably still exasperated. But here at MassGeneral Hospital for Children, the designated hitter is all smiles for the kids. […]
David Ortiz Is Dunkin’ Donuts’ Newest Spokesperson
From here on out, let it be known that Big Papi drinks Dunkin’. David Ortiz tweeted today that he is the new spokesperson for Dunkin’ Donuts, […]
David Ortiz Sold Out the #Selfie
Big Papi, Big Selfie. RT @DavidOrtiz What an honor! Thanks for the #selfie, @BarackObama pic.twitter.com/3I7ckLjquf — Samsung Mobile US (@SamsungMobileUS) April 1, 2014 #Selfie P. […]
The Red Sox Visited the White House
One would think that it was an April Fools’ Day joke when Jonny Gomes arrived at the White House to meet President Barack Obama while wearing […]
David Ortiz, Josh Duhamel Team Up for Docu-Campaign That Helps Shelter Dogs
From World Series ring holder to extraordinary puppy savior. Yes, David Ortiz can and will do it all. Papi teamed up with actor Josh Duhamel to […]
Peyton Manning Beat Out David Ortiz for Sports Illustrated ‘Sportsman of the Year’
Sports Illustrated released its annual Sportsman of the Year issue, and this year the title went to Peyton Manning over other contenders they considered, including David […]
Someone Bought David Ortiz’s Old Beard Hairs for Over $10,000
The bids are in, and one lucky buyer is going home with a ball of David Ortiz’s facial hair clippings for just $10,877.77. Yes, a […]
The Biggest Papi
Beyond the blinding smile and the scintillating bling, David Ortiz is, at his core, surprisingly vulnerable. Ortiz needs to be loved. He wants to be […]
Want to Buy David Ortiz’s Old Facial Hair?
Do you ever lie awake and wonder: “Where did all the hair go when David Ortiz and Shane Victorino shaved off their beards for a […]
David Ortiz: MTV Star?
Like Snooki before him, David Ortiz is slated to join the MTV family. The Associated Press reports that Papi will produce his own show, probably […]
Some People Took That Whole ‘Big Papi for Mayor’ Joke Seriously
David Ortiz won the most write-in votes for mayor during Tuesday’s election, according to City Hall. There’s no official write-in tally, but spokesman John Guilfoil […]
David Ortiz Censors His ‘Our City’ Quote for the David Letterman Audience
His victory lap hasn’t been quite as entertaining as Mike Napoli’s, but a clean-shaven David Ortiz did venture into Yankees territory to appear on “The […]