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Red Sox outfielder Shane Victorino was hesitant about completely shaving off his beard, a symbol of “brotherhood” throughout the team’s season leading up to their […]

All that #HowGame5WillEnd anticipation aside, there weren’t any standout head-scratching moments during Game Five of the World Series. It was a fairly brief, smooth game […]

“This is our [expletive] series.” #RedSox Papi Speech > King’s Speech. pic.twitter.com/OF1rYN9jSA — Obnoxious Boston Fan (@realOBF) October 28, 2013 Whatever David Ortiz told his […]

Red Sox slugger David Ortiz put down the baseball bat on Thursday night and picked up a baby instead. A week after the designated hitter […]

Nobody uses landlines anymore, right? I’m pretty sure that’s where David Ortiz was coming from on Saturday night, when he suggested that the Red Sox […]

By Monday morning, the sports punditry had fully picked over David Ortiz’s violent confrontation with a dugout phone after being ejected from Saturday night’s game […]

Big Papi’s colorful declaration that “This is our fucking city,” at a pregame ceremony after the Boston Marathon bombing has inspired merchandise that shares Ortiz’s […]

David Ortiz by Keith Allison, on Flickr To Red Sox fans, David Ortiz’s lingering heel injury is, for lack of a better word, irritating. Big […]

One of these two rappers may have a promising career ahead of them, if he can get beyond the blatant Pop Chips callouts (hint: It’s […]

At long last, the Red Sox are bludgeoning teams like we all expected. This past weekend’s series against the Blue Jays was almost grotesque, as […]