New England Patriots
Tom Brady Swears, Trains, Hydrates, Gets Pliable, and Talks Trash in Tom vs. Time
Tom vs. Time, the highly anticipated look behind at the behind-the-scenes life of arguably the weirdest and most talented man in sports, has just dropped. The […]
TBT: Bill Belichick Hired as Patriots Head Coach
Bill Belichick is headed to the Super Bowl for the eighth time as coach of the New England Patriots. And even though we’re pretty sure the […]
Let’s Ban All Philadelphia Things so the Patriots Win the Super Bowl
A local bakery has banned Philadelphia Cream Cheese. The Esplanade has banned bald eagles. And we are ready to ban just about everything else associated […]
Is Tom Brady a Weird Hugger: An Investigation
Another thrilling Tom Brady comeback this weekend! Let us all rejoice in the man’s inevitability as an instrument of doom for his opponents, and gloat […]
No One Outside New England Is Happy about the Patriots’ Win
Obviously the Patriots didn’t (and were never going to) lose to the Jacksonville Jaguars, and so people outside New England are saltier than Comm. Ave. right […]
Nobody Touch Tom Brady
OK, for real, do not touch Tom Brady. The Patriots quarterback is in the midst of an injury scare after some kind of weird collision […]
Here’s a Chance to Win an AFC Championship Weekend Stay in Foxboro
With temperatures predicted in the mid-40s compared with last weekend’s bone-chilling 20s, Championship Sunday is looking like a beautiful day to be at Gillette Stadium. […]
The Patriots Are Buying a Woman a Decked-Out Wheelchair after Hers Went Missing
For one Patriots mega-fan, the story of a stolen wheelchair at Gillette Stadium has a happy ending. Cindy Morais, a 6-year season ticket holder from Providence, […]
The Jaguars Will Face the Patriots in the AFC Championship, and the Internet Cannot Believe It
The Jaguars’ unlikely victory over the Steelers Sunday, which will keep Pittsburgh from facing the Patriots in the AFC Championship, was a sight to behold. It was […]
A Tom Brady Documentary Is Coming to Facebook Watch
Surprise! Tom Brady has been taking part in a documentary about his life. The New York Times is reporting that a multi-episode doc about the […]
Bill Belichick Says He Has Not Read the ESPN Story about the Patriots
Bill Belichick probably did a lot of reading this weekend—scouting reports, playbooks, maybe some expert analysis of the Titans-Chiefs game. But he most certainly did […]
Tom Brady on Instagram: “I Am the Storm”
Tom Brady, with the playoffs upon us and the effects of snow and bitter cold still lingering in Foxborough, shared a defiant and inspirational message […]
ESPN Story Suggests Turmoil between Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, and Robert Kraft
All is not fine in Foxborough. An inside look at the organization published by ESPN on Friday morning details the conflicting egos and motivations of a notoriously […]
Bill Belichick Lessens Alex Guerrero’s Access to the Patriots
Alex Guerrero—Tom Brady’s life coach, business partner, and health whisperer—has been knocked down a few pegs. Guerrero’s rides on team planes: history. His appearances on […]
Tom Brady Had a Very Bad Night Against the Miami Dolphins
Tom Brady, born during the infant days of the Jimmy Carter administration, looked like the middle-aged man he is on Monday night against the Miami […]